If you’d like to write for Things Can Only Get Better, drop us a friendly email on thingscanonly@hotmail.com. We’re happy to accept all contributions in line with our editorial policy. But before you embark on your glittery career in writing, take a look at some of the mugs who already write for us.
NASH:
Nash is a Brooker-esque cynic who clearly never got enough love as a child. Or as an adult. He started off as a Shire Tory and Daily Mail reader long long ago, and has gradually shifted left-wards in response to new data and real life. In previous guises he has been a mad scientist, electoral campaigner, and wannabe writer. Pet topics include: welfare, local politics, history, and woodland creatures.
MAX:
Max long ago migrated to Birmingham from the inhospitable wilderness known simply as, “the North” (and yes, he has had his jabs). Like Nash, Max has been gradually drifting left-wards over several years. He is also known as a Whovian, Historian, Lifeguard and an in limbo Primary School trainee Teacher. Pet topics include: anti-theism, secularism, education, history, politics and lowering expectations.
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